Lawrence by The Electronic Knights
HELLO, YO ! THE BANANA OF THE ELECTRONIC KNIGHTS IS BACK TO BURN ! - "LAWRENCE", FOR ALL THOSE WHO CAN'T READ IT IN THE PICTURE: IF MEANS: - ! IS THE SCROLLER TO FAST ?? NOVER MIND ! TEXT IS IN MEMORY LOCATION $5000, OR FOR ALL BASIC LOVERS: 20480 ! THIS DEMO WAS WRITTEN T PROOF MY ABILITY IN WRITING DEMOS. THE LAST IBM MUSIX WERE PRETTY POOR IF YOU LOOK AT THEIR FX, BUT IN THE IBM MUSICS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS THE SOUND. ON A COPY PARTY I WERE WITH THE "NEW" IBM 21-23 AND - , A GUY X-ED MY, WHY THERE WAS NO SPRITE SCROLLING AND I TOLD HIM THAT I NEED THE PROCZ' TIME FOR THE DIGGI SOUNDZ BUT HE JUST SAID: POOR ! - ! AND TO AVOID SOMETHING LIKE THIS, I WROTE THIS DEMO. ALL ROUTYS USED IN THIS PROGRAM WERE WRITTEN BY ME ( - ...). THIS MEANS: THE HIRES SCROLLING ROUTINE, THE COLOR-BARS ROUTINE UNDER THIS SCROLLING (IT TOOK ME THE WHOLE DAY TO COUNT THE "NOP"S....) AND LAST NOT LEAST, THE SCROLLER WAS WRITTEN BY ME. GRAFIX ALSO BY ME ( - ....) AND, HOW ELSE: SOUND BY BANANA. CRUNCHED ON CARD IV BY MAC (HI !). NO, THIS IS NO IBM MUSIC. DID YOU LIKE THE "RAMMAX" SOUND ?? THEN YOU WILL LIKE THIS ONE ! THE IBM MUSIC 24 IS ALLREADY SWAPPED, TRY TO GET IT. TODAY IT'S THE 2ND OF AUGUST 1987 AND TOMORROW I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL AGAIN. SCHOOL.... WE HAD 6 WEEKS OF HOLIDAY AND WE'VE SPENT THIS 6 WEEKS GOIN' THROUGH GERMANY. OH, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW IT: MY AGE IS 16. NOW THE IMPORTANT PART (PUBLIC RELATIONS......): THE GREASEINGS. HELLO TO: MAD AND DELTA OF SCOOP (HELLO, MATES ! HOW OS IT GOING IN HOLLAND ? WAITING FR MY SD, DELTA. - - HELLO, YO ! THE BANANA OF THE ELECTRONIC KNIGHTS IS BACK TO BURN ! - "LAWRENCE", FOR ALL THOSE WHO CAN'T READ IT IN THE PICTURE: IF MEANS: - IS THE SCROLLER TO FAST ?? NOVER MIND ! TEXT IS IN MEMORY LOCATION $5 - , OR FOR ALL BASIC LOVERS: 20480 ! THIS DEMO WAS WRITTEN T PROOF MY ABILITY IN WRITING DEMOS. THE LAST IBM MUSIX WERE PRETTY POOR IF YOU LOOK AT THEIR FX, BUT IN THE IBM MUSICS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS THE SOUND. - ON A COPY PARTY I WERE WITH THE "NEW" IBM 21-23 AND - , A GUY X-ED MY, WHY THERE WAS NO SPRITE SCROLLING AND I TOLD HIM THAT I NEED THE PROCZ' TIME FOR THE DIGGI SOUNDZ BUT HE JUST SAID: POOR ! - 4AND TO AVOID SOMETHING LIKE THIS, I WROTE THIS DEMO. - ALL ROUTYS USED IN THIS PROGRAM WERE WRITTEN BY ME ( - ). THIS MEANS: THE HIRES SCROLLING ROUTINE, THE COLOR-BARS ROUTINE UNDER THIS SCROLLING (IT TOOK ME THE WHOLE DAY TO COUNT THE "NOP"S - ) AND LAST NOT LEAST, THE SCROLLER WAS WRITTEN BY ME. GRAFIX ALSO BY ME ( - !) AND, HOW ELSE: SOUND BY BANANA. - )CRUNCHED ON CARD IV BY MAC (HI !). NO, THBIS - NO IBM MUSIC. DID YOU LIKE THE "RAMMAX" SOUND ?? THEN YOU WILL LIKE THIS ONE ! - 4THE IBM MUSIC 24 IS ALLREADY SWAPPED, TRY TO GET IT. - TODAY IT'S THE 2ND OF AUGUST 1987 AND TOMORROW I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL AGAIN. SCHOOL - WE HAD 6 WEEKS OF HOLIDAY AND WE'VE SPENT THIS 6 WEEKS GOIN' THROUGH GERMANY. OH, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW IT: MY AGE IS 16. - (NOW THE IMPORTANT PART (PUBLIC RELATIONS - ): THE GREASEINGS. HELLO TO: MAD AND DELTA OF SCOOP (HELLO, MATES ! HOW OS IT GOING IN HOLLAND ? WAITING FR MY SD, DELTA. - THANX FOR DOING IT SO CHEAP ! HEY MAD: COOL MUSIX (FINAL SANXION). YOUR GREAT TAPE IS COMING SOON !) - THE SUPPLY TEAM (SORRY FOR SENDING NOTHING FOR SO LONG, BUT UR TOUR - JUNGLE FIGHTER OF AFL (HIHO ! HOW ABOUT THE NEIGHBOURS ? I MUST HAVE BEEN STILL A BIT DRUNK THE OTHER MORNING, 'COZ O FORGOT THE TEXT OF OUR "CLUB MIX DEMO", BUT I GOT IT ON A DISK AND WILL FINISH THAT ODD DEMO VERY SOON! ) - .8HUMAN OF COMANDOFRONTIER - _VCO (AGAIN THANX FOR CARD IV !) - .;SOLDIERS AGAINST PROTECTION - .5SNOKIE OF THE SILENTS - *NEW EDITION ('HOPE TO GET TO THAT PARTY !) - , SOORY, BUT I CANT REMEMBER MORE. IT'S LATE! - OH, THIS WAS A HARD WEEK !! WE HAD A PARTY (HALF DRUNK) A DISCO EVENING (A BIT DRUNK) ANOTHER PARTY (NOT DRUNK, GIRLS - ) MAC WAS ON TWO WEDDINGS (ONE HALF DRUNK AND ONE QUITE DRUNK) ANDB WE4RE ON ANOTHER PARTY.B WE - RE 5 PERSONS AND HAD THREE 5LITER BARRELS OF BEER (FOR OUR GERMANS: 2 LICHER (BEER FROM HESSEN) AND ONE BECK'S), WE HAD 1LITER OF BATIDA AND .7 F MARIACRON. WELL. WE PLAYED MONOPOLY WITH SOME SPECIAL RULES: IF YOU GET ON "FREE PARKING", YOU HAVE T DRINK ONE GLASS OF BATIDA OR MARIACRON. IF YU WANT TO GET FREE FROM JAIL, JUST DRINK ONE GLASS OF BEER. (AFTER 1HOUR, WE STOPPED PLAYING IT, BECAUSBE W - ERE NO LONGER ABLE. I WONDER HOW ONE CAN ONLY GET SO OFTEN ON "FREE PARKING" - NT IN THE CITY (VILLAGE) AND MADE SOME TROUBLE. (I BROKE 7 STARS FROM "MERCEDES BENZ'". I WONDER WHY THEY HAVEN'T CAUGHT ME - .= I MUST HAVE BEEN QUITE DRUNK - WE DID OTHER THINGS IN THE VILLAGE, BUT I AM NOT GOING TO TELL THEM. - OH, TELLING STORIES ?? HERE'S ANOTHER: WE MADE A JOURNEY WITH OUR CLASS:B WE - NT 25KM BY BIKE THEN ONE NIGHT IN A YOUTH HOSTEL, NEXT DAY BACK BY BIKE. SOUNDZ B - 2RING, EH ? NORMALLY IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BORING, BUT - WE (THE BOYZ OF THAT CLASS) THOUGHT THAT WE WOULD NEED SOMETHING TO DRINK AND SO WE ORGANIZED SOME BEER.B WE - RE 10 BOYS IN THAT CLASS AND WE BOUGHT 120 CANS (0.33LITER) F BEER. AGAIN: 120 CANS. IT WAS A GREAT SIGHT TO SEE THEM ALL IN A CUPBOARD OF A YOUTH HOSTEL (C HA - !!). IT'S QUITE A LOT TO DRINK TWELVE CANS OF BEER DRURING 1AM AND 6AM AND TO GO 24KM BY BIKE THE OTHER MORNING, BUT "NEVER MIND", WE THOUGHT! - A LOT WENT WRONG. FIRST THERE WAS A PARTY ORGANIZED BY A FAMOUS PERSON IN OUR ON-HOUSE-HOME-TOWN ANDB WE - 'NT THERE (ME, MAC AND TWO FRIENDS). IT WAS A COOL PARTY. THE BEER WAS BOUGHT FOR 100 PEOPLE, BUT THERE ONLY WERE 60. THERE WERE 29 BOXES OF BEER. EACH CONTAINS 20BOTTLE OF 0.5 LITER, THAT MAKES 290 LITER. ME AND OUR FRIENDS, WE DRANK 4 + 4 + 4.5 + 6.5 = 19 LITERS (ALWAYS THINKING F THE NEXT DAY - ) THE ONE WHO DRANK 6.5 LITERS WAS QUITE GROGGY. (IF YOU SEND US 5 DOLLARS, WE SEND YOU THE PHOTO OF HIM COMING OUT OF THE BATHROOM WITH EVERYTHING FULL OF VOMITED BEER). HE WAS UNABLE TO G BY BIKE THE NEXT MORNING - 3 I FELT DIZZY, TOO, BUT I DID IT ! (BANANA POWER !) - AS WE ARRIVED AT THE YOUTH HOSTEL, THE BEER WAS ALREADY THERE (NO, WE HAVENT TRANSPORTED IT BY BIKE - .=) THE ONLY PROBLEM WAS, TO GEBT I - >NTO OUR ROOMS WITHOUR BEING SEEN BY THE KEEPER. WE MANAGED IT. - OUR GIRLS. ALL OF THEM ARE STRIKLY ANTIALCOHOLIC AND WE SHOWED THEM OUR BEER (THE 120 SINGLE CANS). AFTER THE SUPPER, OUR BEER WAS GONE! - WE COULN'T BELIEVE IT. IT WAS SO MUCH WORK TO BUY IT AND TO TAKE IT THERE. SO WE STARTED TO SEARCH IT ALL THROUGH THE YOUTH HOSTEL! IF WE WOULD HAVE FOUND SOME YOUNGER PUPILS WITH UR DEAR BEER, WE WOULD HAVE FORCED THEM TO DRINK IT ALL - , AND THEN WE WOULD HAVE CALLED THEIR TEACHER - .9 BUT NO ONE HAD OUR BEER. - .EXEPT: OUR GIRLS. THEYVE STOLEN OUR BEER WHILBE W - ERE EATING (GREAT OPERATION, I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT. TEK-ING 120 CANS OF BEER IN 15 MINUTES THROUGH THE WHOLE HOSTEL WITHOUR BEING SEEN IS QUITE GOOD WORK, LADIES !) BUT - OUR TEACHER FOUND US RUNNING THOUGH THE YH AND X-ED US: "HEY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING FOR, BOYZ ??" (HE SAID THAT - BIT DIFFERENT) AND SO HE FOUND OUT THAT WE HAD 120 CANS OF BEER - LATER, HE TOLD US THAT HE THINKS THAT THIS MUST BE ALCOHOLICS AND THAT HE IS VERY SAD ABOUT THAT, BUT WE HAD A GREAT NIGHT NEVERTHELESS. ALLTHOUGH THIS BEER TASTED AWFULL (KARLSKRONE FOR 50PFENNING (25 CENT)) - ) THE NEXT DAY, WE BIKED HOME VERY SLEEPY! - THIS WERE TRUE STORIES. NEXT TIME, I'LL TELL YOU THE STORY OF TEK AND JUNGLE FIGHTER MIXING THE CLUB MIX ! - 7'TILL THEN: THE BANANA OF THE ELECTRONIC KNIGHTS, VAI ! - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> -